Things not to say in church

Discussion in 'Games' started by Pars001, May 16, 2017.

  1. Lo Ro

    Lo Ro Well-Known Member

    shit daddy and big brother thrust harder, momma suck my tits you do it so well!!!!
     
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  2. Pars001

    Pars001 #1 Knight Writer

    You suck preacher, so get back here and start on my dick!
     
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  3. Little Miss K

    Little Miss K Naughty but Nice

    Virgin? She had to have a baby without the fun stuff? Screw that!
     
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  4. PABLO DIABLO

    PABLO DIABLO Well-Known Member

    I'll put something in the offering plate alright.
     
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  5. Pars001

    Pars001 #1 Knight Writer

    hey bitch wanna fuck?
     
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  6. D-buck

    D-buck Well-Known Member

    My balls itch.
     
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  7. Pars001

    Pars001 #1 Knight Writer

    I gotta go shit!
     
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  8. D-buck

    D-buck Well-Known Member

    My granddaughter said that in church. Loud enough for everyone to hear.
     
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  9. Pars001

    Pars001 #1 Knight Writer

    What the fuck is that?
     
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  10. Uncle B

    Uncle B Well-Known Member

    Can we pray for a quick recovery from the STD father O'Malley spread to half the choir?
     
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  11. Scottmaster

    Scottmaster Well-Known Member

    Damm I bet that sexy preacher lady is not wearing panties
     
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  12. PABLO DIABLO

    PABLO DIABLO Well-Known Member

    Can I have more sacramental wine?
     
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  13. Redhaired Mermaid

    Redhaired Mermaid Well-Known Member

    Ha ha! Hilarious!!! Yes, you did!!!
     
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  14. Scottmaster

    Scottmaster Well-Known Member

    Sorry I got both your daughter's pregnant preacher.
     
  15. D-buck

    D-buck Well-Known Member

    Hey little girl. Want some candy?
     
  16. Scottmaster

    Scottmaster Well-Known Member

    preacher wow your wife is sure a screamer
     
  17. PABLO DIABLO

    PABLO DIABLO Well-Known Member

    What do you mean I'm supposed to kneel, I thought the nuns were the ones who kneel.
     
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  18. Scottmaster

    Scottmaster Well-Known Member

    Hey sister Mary Jane is it still 5 bucks for a blow job
     
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  19. PABLO DIABLO

    PABLO DIABLO Well-Known Member

    But Father John, you told her cum one cum all.
     
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  20. Ben Bitten

    Ben Bitten Well-Known Member

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