Reasons to have sex

Discussion in 'Games' started by Panda_king, Jun 16, 2017.

  1. Icyboy99

    Icyboy99 New Member

    To make babies
     
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  2. Lo Ro

    Lo Ro Well-Known Member

    walked in on daddy stroking it and couldn't help myself.....
     
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  3. D-buck

    D-buck Well-Known Member

    Because, I need to drain my ball bag...
     
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  4. Triniria

    Triniria Well-Known Member

    Been flirting all day
     
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  5. PABLO DIABLO

    PABLO DIABLO Well-Known Member

    Unbelievably horny
     
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  6. Pars001

    Pars001 #1 Knight Writer

    want her bad!
     
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  7. PABLO DIABLO

    PABLO DIABLO Well-Known Member

    Only had sex three times today.
     
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  8. D-buck

    D-buck Well-Known Member

    I am harder than a calculus class.
     
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  9. PABLO DIABLO

    PABLO DIABLO Well-Known Member

    Because it's biology....or is it chemistry....or hell, I don't care what class it is, I'm just good at the sex ed class
     
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  10. Uncle B

    Uncle B Well-Known Member

    Her: Baby the power just went out.

    Me: Yeah. No shit.

    Her: There is no reason to be a jerk. I was just saying.

    Me: Sorry. Let's light some lamps and some of the candles.

    Her: Mmmmm. This is sort of romantic.

    Me: Yeah. Hundreds of dollars worth of food going bad in the freezer is a good time.

    Her: Seriously? Are you stupid?

    Me: Ummmmmmmm... Maybe?
     
  11. Pars001

    Pars001 #1 Knight Writer

    we need sex
     
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  12. Koontz

    Koontz Well-Known Member

    Because i havent had it in over a year and im afraid that my dick might fall off
     
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  13. PABLO DIABLO

    PABLO DIABLO Well-Known Member

    To sate her.
     
  14. bistander

    bistander Well-Known Member

    Because you're hungry, or full, or thinking about food, or anything else.
     
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  15. ahorsewithnoname

    ahorsewithnoname Author & Admin. Live. Love. Write! Win a Pulitzer! Staff Member

    Because football isn't on until Sunday.
     
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  16. Pars001

    Pars001 #1 Knight Writer

    she attacked me
     
  17. Uncle B

    Uncle B Well-Known Member

    Her: I had so much fun today!

    Me: So did I. I wanted to make love to you all night long.

    Her: So why don't you?

    Me: You seem a little bit drunk.

    Her: *laughing* So? I promise I won't claim that you raped me later.


    Later...

    Her: I can't believe that you took advantage of a drunk girl.

    Me: What? You said...

    Her: Kidding Baby, just kidding.
     
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  18. Pars001

    Pars001 #1 Knight Writer

    so fucking horny
     
  19. Triniria

    Triniria Well-Known Member

    Peeked at the Xmas gifts LOL
     
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  20. Kavya

    Kavya Member

    Because the doctor said i should eat something soft, warm and juicy.. :p
     
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