Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Riddles, etc.' started by Freethinker, May 28, 2017.

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  1. A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM

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    This for @Little Miss K - bet you even have a pole in the barn, right?

    That IS why they call it a 'pole barn', isn't it? :rolleyes:

    DAMN, I forgot - you don't do coffee - you're a chocoholic! Have to look for some Kahlua flavored coffee - but I've only seen it in pre-ground and I only buy whole bean! Bummer!
     
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  2. RedCzar

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  3. Mr.Anciano

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  7. A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM

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    Mr. A - don't quit your day job!

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    Rank amateur!
     
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  9. A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM

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    And that about encapsulates my day.
     
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  10. Mr.Anciano

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    A Marine pilot and a Naval Aviator were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

    After a swig of beer, the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'

    Arching his eyebrows, the Navy pilot replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.’

    'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'

    The Navy pilot responds, 'Point taken.'

    The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tun Tavern!'

    The Navy pilot, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'

    The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality, he says...... 'The Navy invented sex!'

    The Marine replies, 'That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.
     
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