Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Riddles, etc.' started by Freethinker, May 28, 2017.

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  1. Uncle B

    Uncle B Well-Known Member

    Two old Irishmen were discussing old age.

    "Would ye rather get alzheimers, or Parkinsons?" O'Shay asked.

    "Parkinsons." O'Hara responded quickly.

    "So easy, without thinking about it first?" O'Shay asked.

    "Definitely," O'Hara said. "It's better to spill a little whiskey, than to forget where you put the whole damn bottle."
     
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  2. Uncle B

    Uncle B Well-Known Member

    Shannon O'Leary answered her door late one evening. It was the supervisor of the brewery where her husband worked nights.

    "I'm sorry to inform you Ma'am, but there was an accident at the plant tonight. Your dear husband fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned."

    With much crying and wailing, she finally managed to ask.

    "Was it at least a quick death?"

    "I'm afraid that it wasn't." the foreman told her. "He climbed out three times to piss before he finally passed."
     
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  3. A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM

    A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM ***Reigning CAW Champion***

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    He's obviously not acquainted with WRIST - the entire site is one big 'forbidden fruit' aisle! :rolleyes:
     
  4. A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM

    A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM ***Reigning CAW Champion***

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    I mean, you can wear out your fingers on these fricken things - not to mention breaking a nail! :p