Humorous Misogenic Jokes

Discussion in 'Poetry Forum' started by Jeymar, Jul 30, 2017.

  1. Jeymar

    Jeymar Dean of the Perverts

    A Woman Crossing the Street

    A Woman Crossed the Street between intersections

    Four men watched her. Paul asked the three other:"Why did this woman crossed the street?"

    "Because she wanted to cross to the other side" said the first.

    "Because she was in a hurry and didn't have time to get to the intersection" said the second.

    "Because she's probably depressive and wanted to be hit by a car" said the third.

    Paul said:"You guys don't get it, do you? First of all, what was she doing out of the kitchen?"
     
  2. Question - Why do women have men as well vibrators?

    Answer - Vibrators can't mow the lawn.
     
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  3. A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM

    A_GIRL_NAMED_SAM Tom's Blonde Soulmate

    Question - Why does the bride traditionally wear white?

    Answer - Because the dishwasher should always match the refrigerator.

    (Not in the Larson household! It's a shared duty!)
     
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